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The “End of an Error”: Celebrate “Untying the Knot” at These Florida Hotels

In recent years, “divorce parties” have shed their former stigma and become celebrated societal transitions. Now, several South Florida hotels are offering divorcees a memorable experience to celebrate “untying the knot” as they embrace a new beginning and the next stage in life.

The Gabriel Miami Downtown: From Knots to Not

Divorcees can celebrate the start of a new chapter with The Gabriel Miami’s exhilarating “From Knots to Not” Divorce Package. The 129-room lifestyle hotel in Downtown Miami offers spacious rooms and suites, each boasting sweeping views of Biscayne Bay, perfect for watching the sunrise over the dazzling Miami skyline. Upon check-in, the divorcee will be served “The Last Word” cocktail and receive their personalized “Divorce Party Swag Bag,” which includes party essentials to celebrate: saucy “Freedom Fizz” bath bombs such as the OUAI Chill Pills; luxurious “New Beginnings” skin care products, including Loved01 face and body moisturizer for post-party rejuvenation; a curated “Divorce Playlist” filled with empowering tunes to set the mood; a jar of calming affirmations; and delectable “Breakup Bliss” chocolates. As the sun sets, the hotel rolls out the red carpet for an unforgettable night of clubbing at nearby clubs Space and E11even, which welcome Miami’s hottest crowds and regularly host renowned DJs.

The Gabriel South Beach: I Do, I Did, I’m Done

Indulge in the ultimate liberation celebration with The Gabriel South Beach’s “I Do, I Did, I’m Done” Divorce Package. Upon arrival, the newly divorced are greeted with a “Screw-Them-Driver,” a vodka screwdriver cocktail, setting the tone for a memorable experience. The package features an in-room K’Alma Spa treatment, offering a rejuvenating escape in an oceanfront suite. A symbolic twist awaits as divorcees trade in their wedding attire for a “Moving On Box” packed with 10 transformative items, including a stress-relieving squeezable donkey, rose-colored glasses, a shot glass that reads “Take a Shot, I Just Untied the Knot,” “Affirmation for a Badass” cards, a journal, a tiny coffin to “bury your ring,” a complimentary mini bottle of their preferred beverage and more. The package also includes black car service to Giselle Miami, rated “Best New Restaurant” by the Miami Herald, and drop-off at any of Miami’s popular clubs, such as Space or E11even. The divorcee will wake up the next morning with an IV hydration treatment then head to the hotel’s courtyard pool for cabana bottle service. End the day admiring the golden hour sunset with a champagne toast at the hotel’s showstopping rooftop pool.

The Marker Key West Harbor Resort: So Long, I’m Moving On!

The Marker Key West Harbor Resort, a 96-room boutique property ideally located on the Key West Historic Seaport just steps from lively Duval Street and Mallory Square, recently launched the “So Long, I’m Moving On” Divorce Package that promises divorcees a rejuvenating experience like no other. This package is designed to empower guests as they embark on a new chapter in their lives. At the heart of this unique celebration is a water-bound ritual, where guests inscribe memories they wish to let go of on water-soluble paper, watching as their past dissolves away, making way for positive aspirations. The excitement doesn’t stop there; upon arrival, divorcees are welcomed to their rooms with playful “Ball & Chain” cupcakes alongside a kit with a journal, rose-colored glasses and “I Do, I Did, I’m Done” party favors. During cocktail hour at the bar, the “Alimony-tinis” are a nod to newfound liberation. Lastly, to add to the experience, guests can choose from a list of excursions, from an enlightening tour of Papa’s Pilar Rum Distillery featuring signature Rum Runner cocktails to the serene allure of a private sunset sail.

By ML Staff. Images courtesy of each featured property on this story.


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